You are so pretty that I am going to find out what your favorite food is and then learn how to cook it better than anybody else.
im in a love hate relationship with myself
*throws flower petals at you* be my friend
WAIT IS IT ACTUALLY GENUINELY A THING THAT AMERICANS DON’T HAVE KETTLES?
BUT THEN HOW DO THEY MAKE TEA?!
by throwing it into the harbor
too lazy to masturbate can you do it for me
PEOPLE STILL LISTEN TO OWL CITY HAAAAAAAHA
someone obviously doesn’t get 1,000 hugs from 10,000 lightning bugs
(Source: prixcum, via punked-up-pop)